Kingdom of Pollywomps

Nobody would ever accuse the Pollywomps of being smart. Savage, impulsive, sometimes clever – yes,
but never smart. Thus, it was something of a wonderment when a trio of garishly accessorized
Pollywomps visited each capital of the major kingdoms of Ozz and announced themselves as speakers for
Prince Wartskin of Dismal. Nobody had ever heard of a place called Dismal, and with good reason, it
didn’t exist until it was announced, nor was it called Dismal, but rather some blurpy Pollywomp word that
sounded, at best, like Dismal. According to the Pollywomp speakers, Dismal was the city and the new
principality, sometimes called the Bottomless Swamp. And just like that, another nation emerged
overnight.